i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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