She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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