Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Randomize
