Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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