At least make sure they are 18
Why
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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