She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I forget how to act sober
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