dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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