Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
