Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
i out mim tonsoeep
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Randomize