I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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