And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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