Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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