**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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