There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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