Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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