Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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