apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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