Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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