how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
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