That's intense
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
She's not a foreskin expert like you
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
