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I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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