Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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