So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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