im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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