If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line