Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?