I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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