I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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