I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
My pussy is not your playground.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
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Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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