You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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