Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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