hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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