don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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