Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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