but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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