So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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