I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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