Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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