i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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