Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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