that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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