just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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