evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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