I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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