school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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