the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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