More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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