Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
It's official drugs can't kill me
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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