She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm always down for nudity.
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