Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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