you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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