did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
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He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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