She's JV to your varsity
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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