We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
