I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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